Want to give your games room a proper upgrade? Or maybe your man cave’s been missing that “wow” factor? The Eeeza 8ft Black Frame Slate Pool Table looks like you swiped it straight from your favourite pub—but thankfully, you didn’t have to sell a kidney to bring it home. It’s all black, all business, and big enough to actually play, not just look good.
No Flimsy Stuff Here
Let’s get this straight: this isn’t one of those regret-after-two-beers MDF tables. We’re talking a legit 3-piece, 20mm thick natural slate bed. That’s what the pros use. You’ll feel it from the first break—balls glide smoothly, cushions bounce true, and pocket shots drop with that satisfying clunk. Whether you’re flying solo or playing with your mates, this thing brings the real experience. Just don’t blame the table for your misses anymore (sorry).
Regulation Size, Aussie Home Friendly
The playing surface is 2165 × 1060 mm, bang on for a regulation 8-footer. Total footprint? 2425 × 1320 mm—so yeah, it’s big, but it won’t eat your entire house. As long as you’re not living in a shoebox, it’ll fit fine.
Matte Black Looks, Premium Vibes
That matte black finish? Slick. It fits right in next to a bar fridge or instantly makes your garage feel like a proper games den. And with adjustable legs, uneven floors won’t be a problem—perfect for older homes or those classic Queenslanders.
Comes with the Full Kit (No Bunnings Run)
You get everything you need to get started:
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Two 57” wooden cues
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Full set of 2” balls
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Triangle rack
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Chalk
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Brush for keeping your felt tidy
Unbox it, set it up, and you’re playing before dinner. No last-minute dashes for missing gear.
Assembly’s Easy (Just Don’t Go It Alone)
It comes flat-packed to save you on delivery, but heads up—that slate is heavy. You’ll need a mate or two and maybe a couple of cold ones. The instructions are solid, but fitting the pocket nets might take a little Aussie-style improvising. No big deal—unless you lose the Allen key, then it’s panic stations. Or skip the hassle altogether and get a pro to set it up.
Bang for Your Buck
$1,699.99 including free metro delivery (Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane)—for a full-slate, full-size table with the whole kit? That’s a serious deal. Most “affordable” tables cut corners somewhere—no slate, dodgy accessories, or just plain ugly.
Final Verdict
The Eeeza 8FT Black Frame Slate Billiard Pool Table With Full Accessories ticks every box: solid build, slick design, pro-level play, and no crazy price tag. Whether you’re hosting mates, honing your trick shots, or just want a centrepiece for the rumpus room, this one’s a no-brainer.
Your mates might never leave—but hey, that’s kinda the point, right?
