Ever dreamt of bringing the pub vibe home—minus the sticky floors and the guy who hogs the jukebox? The Eeeza 7ft Walnut Frame Slate Pool Table absolutely nails it. It’s that rare beast: professional build, timeless looks, and it actually fits in your house. Not just for pool sharks—this one’s for anyone who wants to play like the real deal without blowing their entire tax return.
For People Who Actually Play (Not Just Pose)
The magic? A 3-piece, 20mm thick slab of slate under the felt. That’s the holy grail for smooth, dead-level shots. Forget those wobbly MDF knock-offs with dead spots and mystery bounces—this is the real stuff. You’ll feel the difference from the first break. Whether you’re lining up a tricky cut or just having a laugh with mates, it’s got that pro-table vibe the cheapies just can’t match.
The playing surface clocks in at 1890 × 965 mm, regulation for a 7-footer. Overall footprint is 2140 × 1225 mm, so it’ll slot into most living rooms, garages, or that games room you keep promising to finish.
Walnut Charm Without the Wank
Let’s be honest—the walnut finish just oozes old-school cool. It looks like it belongs in a stylish cocktail bar but somehow still suits your lounge next to the half-finished jigsaw puzzle. Bonus points for the chunky, adjustable legs—level it up even if your floor’s doing its best impression of a ski slope. Essential for older Aussie homes or questionable garage slabs.
You’re Kitted Out from the Get-Go
You’re not just getting a table—you’re ready to rack ’em straight out of the box. Included:
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Two 57” cues
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A set of 2” balls
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Triangle rack
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Chalk
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Brush for the felt
No mad dash to Bunnings required.
Assembly: Grab a Mate (and Maybe a Beer)
It ships flat-packed to keep things affordable, but don’t stress. A mate, some basic tools, and a bit of patience are all you need. The slate is heavy, so maybe skip arm day before tackling this. Reviews mention that attaching the pocket nets might need a bit of Kiwi ingenuity—but hey, that’s part of the fun.
Not keen? Hire a handyman. Your back will thank you.
Worth Every Cent
$1,499.99 with free metro delivery in Sydney, Melbourne, and Brisbane. For a full-slate table? That’s a bloody bargain. No inflated brand tax—just proper gear at a fair price.
Final Word
The Eeeza 7ft Walnut Slate Pool Table ticks all the boxes: solid build, proper play, classic design, and a price that doesn’t sting. Whether you’re a casual potter or a competitive cue-slinger, it’s a winner.
Got the space? This is the crown jewel your man cave, rumpus room or games den deserves.
