Alright, let’s be real—if you’re after a pool table that actually feels like the real deal (not some shaky, plastic disaster you’d find at a dodgy bar), the Eeeza 9ft Black Frame Slate Table is your guy. This thing doesn’t mess around. It’s got tournament vibes, sleek looks, and it’s basically begging you to show off your questionable trick shots.
Built for Actual Players (Not Just Show-Offs)
At the heart of this beast? A 3-piece, 20mm-thick slate bed—same stuff you’ll find in serious pool halls.
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Expect buttery smooth rolls
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Proper, consistent rebounds
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A dead-level surface that stays true
Practicing your break? Running the table while your mates heckle you? This table’s up for it.
Regulation Size? Yep, She’s a Big One
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Playing field: 2490mm × 1260mm (true 9ft glory)
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Total size: 2750mm × 1525mm
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Height: Adjustable from 830mm to 860mm (because floors are never perfect)
Yes, it’s a chonker. But if you’ve got a decent games room, an oversized garage, or a flex-worthy office lounge—it’ll slide right in and steal the show. It’s a centerpiece, not a side character.
Matte Black Finish — Slick Without the Drama
That matte black frame? Chef’s kiss. It fits in anywhere:
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Modern lounge
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Classic man cave
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Corporate break room (for totally productive team bonding)
No screaming neons. No weird wood tones. Just clean, bold, and no-nonsense style.
Everything’s in the Box — No Upsells, No Nonsense
Hate it when you buy a table and then realise you’re missing half the gear? Not here. Eeeza packs everything you need:
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✅ Two 57″ solid wooden cues (none of that bendy junk)
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✅ Proper 2″ ball set
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✅ Triangle rack
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✅ Chalk (because yes, chalk matters)
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✅ Felt brush (you’ll thank us later)
You’re ready to play straight out of the box. Wild concept, right?
Flat-Pack Delivery, Real-Deal Weight
Comes flat-packed for easier shipping. But don’t be fooled—slate is heavy.
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Grab a mate (or three)
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Follow the included instructions
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Or hire a pro and save your back
Either way, it’s worth it.
Killer Value — Not Just Hype
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Price: $1,899.99 AUD
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Weight: ~232kg
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Shipping: Free metro delivery in Sydney, Melbourne & Brisbane
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Returns: 30-day policy if you change your mind (unlikely)
You’re getting full slate, full size, full gear—for a price that doesn’t feel like highway robbery. Try finding a better deal. We’ll wait.
Why You’d Be Mad to Settle for Less
| ✅ Feature | 💡 What It Means |
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| 20mm slate | Balls roll like butter, play like a pro |
| Full 9ft regulation | It’s not a toy—it’s the real deal |
| Matte black finish | Looks clean, bold, and modern |
| Adjustable legs | Level play, even on dodgy floors |
| All accessories included | Unbox and you’re ready to play |
| Value pricing | No “luxury” markup for basic features |
Bottom Line
Honestly? The Eeeza 9ft is more than just a pool table—it’s a statement.
It says:
“I care about my game. And my mates better bring theirs.”
Whether you’re running serious tournaments or just talking trash between trick shots, this table brings the goods. Big table, big vibe, big fun.
Got the space and the squad?
You already know what to do.
